Gabrielle sure is getting a lot of air time on the blog lately and to lighten things up I could not pass up posting her latest antics.
School will be starting on the 27th of August. I am starting now to get both kids in bed by 8:45-9:00 pm. This includes being done with bath, books, and good night kisses. Last night was my first attempt at getting the kids in bed earlier. We did okay with one. Joey was in bed and asleep by 9:00. Gabrielle was in bed, (or we thought) just not asleep. I was downstairs starting to clean my floors. I wanted to vacuum and mop the kitchen floor. I heard her get up so I walked half way upstairs and saw her sitting in my bed reading books. I was okay with that. I knew she was tired. I began my vacuuming and had it running for probably 10 minutes. I then heard a yell and crying. I went upstairs and Gabs was in my bathroom playing in my makeup. She had taken some perfume and sprayed it in her eye. Her eye started swelling and was all red. I then started flushing her eye with water. She took a shower also and it helped that she was crying. Finally we got her taken care of and asleep!
Anyone think that handcuffing her to her bed is okay? J/K
Today I was making her something to eat. She looked up at me and out of the blue says “mommy, does Kayla have a who who”? (Who who a.k.a. vagina) “Yes” I say wondering where this is coming from. She then says “mommy, Joey has a dinky”? (Dinky a.k.a penis) “Yes, Gabby”. Then she says “mommy, Joey has a small dinky and daddy has a big one”. I had to try my hardest not to start laughing. I said okay and started to walk away when she says “can we make S’mores”? The mind of these little people is amazing.
I am so looking forward to August 27th and this little girl gets to go to preschool!
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That's too funny! I see Luke looking at my girls when I change their diapers, but he hasn't asked me about the difference yet. I'm not looking forward to it! loL!
OH my goodness. YOur pet names for private parts are hilarious!
LOL! That is hilarious..although I've been there too!
My friends child has a song - it goes like this "I've got a little pee pee, Daddy's got a big pee and Mummy's got no pee pee" There is actions to go with the song. Lets just say his Daddy is very proud!!!
I am so excited to tell Jeff this story. He will probably say "that's my girl".
My husband is the only 'boy', and since my girls love animal planet - they have realized that daddy has a tail in the front. too funny.
I'm feeling you on the earlier bed time - it is horrid stuff.
I like how the past post got everyone talking and thinking!
And there are whole genres of reading material and advice about getting kids to bed and sleep and all that! And they run the gamut from seriously locking the door to other bizarre stuff. My Ped. told us to bribe our 3-4 year old, with sugar free gum if he stayed in his own bed all night. TOTALLY worked? There you go!
Hilarious!! My girls are in the boobie phase. They know everyone has boobies but they love to point out to anyone that will listen that mommy has big boobies. I don't correct them...after all I do have the biggest ones in the house. LOL
They do come up with some amazing stuff and don't get weird about reproductive organs if we don't make a big deal about it.
Read my posting on Vagenis vs. Mangina and tell me what you think your kids would say.
You have a fun blog.
What a great way to catch up. I love the details of your day. It's like we are saving on our phone bills just reading this. You tell me about your day and I will post a comment!! Another day, another Gabby story! I love it. Hope her little eye is doing better. Oh, and by the way she was not talking to me on the phone yesterday!! But I do appreciate the who who name!! Love ya!!
Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my Spot this morning :) Kids say the funniest stuff and sometimes don't you think "how do I respond to THAT?!" LOL :)
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